*male voice*:It has come the time, *female voice*: It has come the time *both*: IT HAS COME THE TIME!
Yes, people, the time has come for us to return to mutha fuxin Singapore. This is the time when people like me start to regret wasting my time during the holiday blogging or wasting my money on stupid donkey plushies( wtf RM 20??? ).
Some people simply faint at this idea (OMFG FUX SINGAPORE CB @#%^%$&) Some people are strong enough, they endure and masturbate... But nonemo people like ME! listen to the coolest songs of the year!!! FOR EXAMPLE:
YEAH! MY FAVOURITE SONG! This song climaxes on the chorus since the chorus is where it shud be climaxing and the name of the song is qlimax (probably because wankit's english sux so badly he forgot how to spell climax)
and btw, Bo is listening to another cool song which i forgot to take ss of: I LOVE PRAWN!!! - Benjamin loke
Basically, i think that the song rox cuz it keeps repeating the chorus, which is "I LOVE PRAWN PRAWN PRAWN PRAWN PRAWN!" and somehow i think that it relates to my real life o.o?
btw, anyone noticed the follower part of bo's blog?
OMG WHO'S SHO SHNEAKEY?!
Sunday, December 28, 2008 Y
; music saves my soul .
The niao chris movement.
Wednesday, December 24, 2008 Y
; music saves my soul .
"FROZty the snowman~~~ was a jolly happy soul~~~!" ITS CHRISTMAS BABEH!!! Lets all get ready to meet the fatass santa clause and receive some stupid presents! And like any other year, I don't think I will be celebrating Christmas... again...
And guess wat, its 11pm now. Just two hours ago, me and my family was making tangyuans! (Tangyuan: A traditional Chinese food eaten every year during Christmas when it was supposed to be eaten during Dong Zhi which is two days ago. It is called glutinous rice ball in English though it does not even contain rice nor does it look like a football)
Juding by the looks of this picture, you can easily tell that this is not my work and is from China. Why? cause i got it from a Chinese website and is definitely the low standard kind of noob balls.
Now THIS is what I call PROFESSIONAL! Obvious right? My sis's artistic work sehs. It looks like Mickey but sucks if it looks like Mickey cuz Donald looks better.
JEEJEE-FIED
Sis's work of Frosty the fatty~~~
JEEJEE-FIED The newest coolest fashionable edible look of Frosty the snowman!
Tuesday, December 23, 2008 Y
; music saves my soul .
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO AH BOOOOOOO
you are finally 14 years old!!!!!!!
Sunday, December 21, 2008 Y
; music saves my soul .
(IMPORTANT!!! DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME) One morning around 5am, 22 year old Susan Balucci woke up with a painful need to urinate. At first she thought that she had diarrhea, but when she stood out of the bed, she realised its urinary pain. Very similar to diarrhea, but out of the wrong hole.
She sat on the toilet bowl and her vagina erupted into the most horrific messy farting sound anyone could have heard off. She continued to push and she screamed for help.
When the medics arrived, they found her unconcious lying on the floor wearing nothing to her bath robe. Running down her legs were stream of brown n green syrup. The medic transfered her to the stretcher, but when he grabbed her left leg, her vagina was exposed and a creature no larger than a finger tip wormed its way out of her genitals and landed on the floor with a wet popping sound. It was a mud shrimp gasping for water while flipping itself back n forth.
The ENTIRE toilet bowl was filled with baby brown mud shrimp flipping and splashing at a furious pace.
Her death was caused by combination of shock and severe head trauma, she stood up and she saw what had happened, she went into shock and fell, smashing her head on the toilet bowl.
It was believed that 2 days before the accident, she bought a live lobster. While lying in the tub, she gently inserted its tail into her vagina to get pleasure. She held a lighter under the lobster' face, so as to cause it to flip its tail violently.
The lobster had crapped eggs into her cunt while she was torturing it. Her womb was the perfect PH balance to grow the shrimps and thus over the night, they hatched and it began doubling in size every ten mins.
Source: http://youreverydayread.blogspot.com/
THIS-IS-DIS-GUS-TING~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yes world, we have finally found someone who has better knowledge in this profession than Wankit or Bo. (And in case you get horny reading this dumb post, start stuffing fishes into your ass and burn them, their tails will start flapping too.)
Who knows, maybe later you'll find another girl having sex with ajellyfish or maybe a ladybug. I found this shyt while checking stuff at Nuffnang, it was listed as one of the MOST POPULAR POSTS. (yes, seems like porn and prons always get the most hits) Anyway, I think that this report is fake, most probably made up by a horny bastud. Cuz, HOW THE EFF DID THE GUY KNOW THAT "her vagina erupted into the most horrific messy farting sound anyone could have heard off." How in the world did they find out that the farting made a "POOOOOT" sound and not a "BOMBOMBOM" sound?
www.ohnoesitsbo.blogspot.com A blog that probably wasted readers more than 6 hours of precious time checking back just to find out that it became a private blog.
http://life-iz-wtf.blogspot.com/ Another blog that probably wasted more time than www.ohnoesitsbo.blogspot.com just because its plain dead.
http://jeejeejeewai.blogspot.com The blog that you will spend and waste the rest of your lives reading shyt and more shyt everyday!
http://www.nuffnang.com.my The main culprit behind all these time wasting scandals (C'mon, click more lahh!)
Before proceeding to read this stupid blog, I would like to inform you all that this post is totally bullshit. Please stop reading it if you want to keep your comp/lappies clean. btw, i think onli bo, wk, jk, benjamin, sami and maybe jason will understand the following shit.
Actually... I am not Zhi wei..... Nya-ha-ha-ha-ha... (wtf?)
I got superpowers, (and you don't) but you don't know me.
The Zhi wei u all see everyday is the stupid dumb nut tfker---
(want more shit? here you go!)
(oops censored!!! xD)
BUT, THE OTHER ZHI WEI IS THE ONE WHO CONSTANTLY SAVES THE WORLD FROM EVIL-BEEVIL DEVILS!
(I kill mushrooms, and turtles too)
OUR NAMES ARE CHEE WAH AND JEE WAH... together, WE ARE THE WAH WAH TEAM! (Wah as in "wahhhh! your pants dropped.") (my dignity... T_T)
and when the two wahs combine.. they become UNITED AS ONE, CAN'T BE UNDONE! OUR FORCES COMBINE, IN ONE SINGLE MIND~ YOU'LL BE THE HARDEST, WE'LL BE THE SMARTEST, CONSIDER OUR FORCES AS ONE OF A KIND! (dong chet dong chet)
and thus, comes the extraordinary, special, zomgbbqwtfghey ULTIMATE...
YATAA!!! THE ADVANCED VERSION OF NINJA GLARE!
Tuesday, December 16, 2008 Y
; music saves my soul .
Here's a santa
There's a santa >>>>>>
And another little santa,
Fuzzy santa,
Funny santa,
llama llama duck!
Monday, December 15, 2008 Y
; music saves my soul .
As the title says about my dull, boring life, I was playing word challenge on facebook today.
Bare, bear, bared, beard, bar, bra which reminds me...
You all heard and obviously saw bras. Some of you even saw through it =x
Bra. Something to prevent your breasts from bouncing here and there like Gummi bears. Something to make your toufu transform into two lumps of mountain. Something to somehow protect your breasts although it can still be sliced into two easily and deprive a poor child of milk.
Something to completely change your life as you start stuffing tissues inside it and become sexier everyday! =D
In addition to normal bras, we have butt bras. This cute little thingy transform you into a fatass :O By wearing these, your ass gets fatter in a way that it looks sexy! Start stuffing tissues inside to make your ass look larger. Besides being able to look sexy, you can start selling tissues worth ten dollars per piece or use it when you have an stomach ache. Interested? =D I knew it! Look below~~~
WTF ZHI WEI YOU DAMN HORNY EH! TAKE THIS KIND OF PORN PICTURE SHOW PEOPLE!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is definitely not a porn blog D; In fact, this is the picture of someone wearing it
OMG ZHI WEI FK YOU MY MOM JUST SAW THIS PICTURE OF AN UGLY BITCH WITH 2 HOLES PANTIES!!!!!!!!!
GAH! THIS IS NOT PORN! THAT THING THERE IS THE BRA!!! SO STOP GETTING YOUR HOPES UP THAT I WILL UPLOAD MORE PRON PICTURES AND TRY OTHER WEBSITES IF YOU'RE FEELING HORNY!!!
However, modern science has improved so fast, that even these lingeries started to upgrade themselves. And lo and behold, I present to you the product of science and bras, the evolution and pride of the world of bras O_O (wtf, i really like to blog about shit. who cares? as long you people continue checking out my cool stuffs, i may consider blogging porn too ;D so STAY TUNED FOR MORE!)
SOLAR BRAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This Solar Power Bra concept is designed by Japanese lingerie maker, Triumph International Ltd. It features a solar panel worn around the stomach which can generate an electric energy, so you can charge your mobile phone or iPod anywhere, even at the beach.
The next generation of females you will see is people walking around, chatting, teaching, playing, or even shopping in solar bras with their ipods. Yes, lets start imagining QuahMMMM and Fatty Quah wearing these everyday to charge their mobile phones :D
(omg, i just realized how word challenge makes me think of shit, and waste my precious precious time in life blogging..........DO NOT PLAY FACEBOOK!)
Sunday, December 14, 2008 Y
; music saves my soul .
Today I went to the 嘉年华会, with no friends at all and i am darn lonely. hmph! i feel darn sad because no friends went with me to the 嘉年华会. It was.... hmph! nice, likeable, agreeable, favorable, fun ,exciting, amazing, astonishing. nvmd and i was... hmph! exhausted, stinked, relieved, tired, no money, poor like shyt, whatever, im using a lexicon, see my zai english?, happy, joyful, graceful, hahaha-ish, elated, ecstatic. nvmd, hmph! we went there by my dad's car (Toyota), i walked into the school gate with my legs on a pair of shoes in my beautiful, cool-looking ,(etc. etc.), skirt. nvmd it was crowded with a lot of people. it was filled with noises. it was filled with loud noises. it was filled with very loud noises. it was filled such loud noises that my ear went boom!. nvmd i ate a lot there. hahaha, malaysia food tastes so good(better than singapore la! :D). i ate a lot there and my stomach was very uneasy. it is still uneasy now. it will still be uneasy by the time u read my next post. hmph!psst! later i saw my friend there. his name is abu. he is a boy. he wore t-shirt and shorts. i saw him and he saw me. i didn't recognize him at all when he saw me and tell me that "wei,wo shi ah boo ah!" then only i realize it was abu, or else he would look like a total complete idiot, hahahaha. nvmd, hmph!
too hard? ermermerm... nvmd BBALL IN THE RAIN!!! IT WAS DARN FUN, IT WAS IT WAS DARN DARN HMPH!
(Go check out that blog, ctrl+find "it was".... You'll get 10 results =___=)
(THIS POST IS SOLELY FOR SELF-ENTERTAINMENT FOR RETARDED PPL LIKE MYSELF TO LAUGH AT, PLEASE DO NOT SUE ME FOR DEFAMATION, CRITICISM, RACISM, RAPE, MURDER OR SO-HIGH-ISM BECAUSE I HAVE NOT RECEIVED MONEY FROM MY ADS YET AND I DO NOT THINK I WILL)
oh fk... by the time u reach here i bet that you haven really even read half of this post o_o and i have no real idea of why i am posting this shyt cuz people will probably think i'm defaming,criticizing them and sue me until my pants come down T_T while half of you idiots out there reading this blog wun even understand what the hell im blogging about =.="
DUN WORRY COS I AM HERE ^^ wtf... +_+" more so-high posts to come xD
Saturday, December 13, 2008 Y
; music saves my soul .
Ya know, I once grouped the HCI M'SIA scholars (my batch). This grouping existed during Sec 2 and who knows, probably Sec 3 too!
MUGGER-Gamers<: Han xin, Cheng Jun, Shen Yee(No longer one?), Lawlaw (forever one);D GAMERS: Benjamin (yes, you're a gamer, duh), Wankit, Bo, JEEKAII!!!! PURE-MUGGERS: Hanson, Jason, Zher Yin, Wilson TFKERS: Bo, Wankit, Wilson oops (tfk=ta fei kei o_O) MONK: Soon Zhou OUTCAST T_T:Kai Yuen, T-jen Yao, Zhi Wei!!!
I'm in the outcast group~!
Me: People are dying, Alfred. What would you have me do?
Alfred: ...... ._.
Alfred: Endure... JOM TFK NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: WTF?!?!?!??!
Alfred: Life sucks, face it. They’ll hate you for it. But that’s the point of Batman, he can be the outcast. He can make the choice that no one else can make, the right choice.
Me: ;)
so.. JOM!!! LETS CONTINUE TFKING NEXT YEAR!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS BABEH!!!
edit: sry, i forgot to include lawlaw inside the grouping
Friday, December 12, 2008 Y
; music saves my soul .
WHY I THINK MY BLOG IS DIFFERENT!!! (WTF HOW TO UNDERLINE!!!) 1) My reasons are different from Bo's. 2)I do not understand my own posts T_T 3)My 2nd and 3rd posts are about YUI!!! Yours isn't =P 4)Cause I think my blog is different 5) erm er... I DON'T RECEIVE MONEY FROM MY ADS??? O_O THEN WHY HAVE I WASTED SO MUCH TIME FOR THIS BLOG???TO EXPRESS MY FEELINGS? t_t 6) I express my feelings in this blog =D 7)I got no archive O_O 8)This question is in my fifth post. 5, such a unique number. 9) I do not know how to underline this title T_T 10)I went shopping today =D You didn't =p
This song rocks! xDD Its quite sad too T_T You only listen to this type of song when someone just died or you just got ditched by your girlfriend or when you find out that you are an emo kia o_o
For me, I listened to this for 50 ++ times
T_T Yes, zhi wei is an emo kia, he just ditched his girlfriend and brooded over it...
=_=" Nah, I just forgot to close my mp3 while taking a 2 hour+ nap. STILL, THIS SONG ROCKS YOUR ASSSSSS, SERIOUSLY!
(yea, i know O_O This blog is gonna become a song blog??? wtf?)
and btw, i just found out that my blog doesn't have an archive, lets see what happens later =D
I just finished watching Taiyou no Uta / Midnight Sun / A song of the Sun. Watch here. Actually leh, this story is like sibeh sad loh. The girl aledi sick liao, night only can come out, then she get boyflen, but later still die leh! Dam kao sad lah ok? T_T
In fact, the storyline was really quite sad T_T Most people commented on how they cried, how saddening,heartbreaking,asskickin,headshakin and emo this movie isT___T
Like any other saddening, touching, cry making, ass kicking, head shaking, heartbreaking movies, its about some girl with some incurable illness and eventually dies =_=
You'll find yourself listening to her songs A LOT in this movie. And thanks to the awkward, unnecessary silences this movie is like 2 hours O_O with 30 mins looking at them staring at each other?
Thing is, I find that this movie is quite saddening cuz YUI was acting as the girl =D YUI kawaii desu neh~
WHY DOES EVERY CHIOBU HAS TO DIE!!!! T_TT_TT_T
Sides, she has a beautiful voice too =DD Listen to her rocky song~
If you ever finished this song, which i doubt it, you'll hear her singing the chorus --- "I went to fry whale~! I went to fry whales~~~" Heartbreaking isn't it? This is the part where she intends to tell the people that she could not afford takoyakis and therefore fried whales for lunch T_T
While waiting for my stupid torrent to finally finish the last 10 %, I have decided to dedicate this post for a nice story telling session =D
Well, have you ever heard of a story, where there was once a boy and a man, the man asked the boy to buy salt down the streets and the boy went out but got crashed by a car?
Or have you ever heard of another story where a terrorist came out of nowhere with bombs all over his body and shouted "AHA! DEATH TO AMELEEKA!!!" just to find out that the fuse was fire proof?
Or lastly the story where it was Christmas and Santa went around giving presents but was stabbed in his ass for falling down the chimney?
Yes? No?
I was in Primary 2 when i transferred into some school which i forgot the name and Primary 4 when i got transferred to SJK(C) HAN MING. And after so much bonding, I finally got friends... It was such a happy thing to celebrate, but then shit happens T_TT_TT_T
2 of them went to China and never came back. another 2 were transferred into another school. that leaves 3 of us, including me T_T. And we were such good friends that we went riding around until one day we took a turn and a car came and "BANG!" uhh...so that leaves only 2 of us? T_T Then I got a scholarship to Singapore T___T that leaves me alone!!!WTFAAA!!!
I have always laid down on the grass in front of my house, stared into the dark, night sky. I shouted to the stars, "HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!" The next day, I woke up just to find myself robbed =_= EH BRAND NEW NIKE SHOES EH! DAM KAO EXPENSIVE ONE OK?BETTER THAN YOUR PASAR MALAM BATA SHOES
(Yes, I'm just writing about my dull and boring retarded ftw life. Who cares? Its my blog, I get to write anything i want lalala =DD)
so after enduring so much, if you ever reached this point, u will get my message.
What I want to tell you, is an idea. An idea that will enlighten the worlds of poor, lonely, sad people like me. An idea that will not be time consuming but will give people more time to live. An idea that doesn't really require anything... Actually leh, dam easy one, you just click on anywhere of the blog click-able =D (Hint: CHECK OUT THE COOL STUFFS I HAVE IN MY BLOG!)
jeewai the poor guy T_T pls pity me ;P Meanwhile, listen to LIFE by YUI =D oops =x
IT IS DOGDAM BORING DOWN HERE!!! i wonder how others survive o_O
so anyway... I watched Superman II today!!! Continue reading after you finish clapping.
JENG JENG JENG JENG!!! ( and i thought it was superman returns =_=)
and...
This is Superman, he flies while wearing his underwear outside,
This is Superman, rescuing an innocent girl by providing warmth after removing all of his clothes.
This is Superman's kids, a year after the horrible incident.
SUPERMAN LIVES IN NORTH POLE!?!?
SUPERMAN = SANTA CLAUSE??? He's the one flying around sending us presents that did not exist??? Santa? No fatass man or stupid deers pulling a sleigh and an old man?
Ya, so that's my interpretation of this whole sucky movie, but sadly, life is a bitch, the story didn't go that way T_T
Basically, the whole story is about Superman. Yes, i know. But from the part i started, everyone seems to be able to fly, shoot lasers from their eyes and teleport o_o" wtf?
Three of the kids decided to stop Superman by jabbing him in the nuts. Obviously that didn't work, thats why they have lasers coming out from their eyes ;O
And for some weird reason, like all the stupid movies out there tell you, Superman single-handedly won the 3 of them! OMG? Which reminds me of other similar scenarios, like
CALL OF DUTY 4~
wankit's favourite game =D
In this game, (yes, only in this game, perhaps cod5 too) you play as 2 persons: Soap Mc Donalds and Sgt. Paul Jackson Whichever case, as the storyline progresses, you will fight off evil russians (only in the game, no flaming pls) who have designed some kind of super bomb to destroy this cruel world. As you play, you find yourself holding 2 guns a few grenades, flashbangs and a knife. Apparently, that's all you need to ward of the few hundred soldiers chargin towards you, shouting "DEATH TO AMELEEKA!!!!" Miracle, isn't it?
OWNER ♥
Chong Zhi Wei --JEEJEEJEE WAI!!! O_O
Age : 15
Sex: 18 YEARS OLD STRAIGHT!!!!!!
NINJAMON!!!!
YATAA!!! THE ADVANCED VERSION OF NINJA GLARE!
Fuzzy santa,
Funny santa,
