I AM BACK TO HOME SWEET HOME HCIBS!!!
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Back to my normal freaking boring life again...
Weekdays!: Finish school, cca, afternoon lessons etc. go back watch dota, sleep ;O
Weekends!: Wake up, eat breakfast, come back up and go back down wid soon zhou to eat breakfast again, sit here on my bed and find something productive to do.

Speaking of my fkin boring life, this reminds me of my miserable CCA CHEESEBUNLUNCHBOXHENTAIIZFUNNY BAND!!!!

GOD IS MINE!!!!!!!!!

"SYF is near, you will need to attend band pracs 4 days a week, Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Saturday (watever i forgot which day)"
- Mrs. Ms. Melissa Lai CHOO

"Fk band laaaa" - Wilson

"Fk band" - Me :D

"FUK!" - Bo ;O

"Pon band loh!" - Hanson o.o (he's not the one pon-ing, I am :D)

"she divorced? REALLY? YEAH! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THAT BITCH TO GET DIVORCED!!!" - Zhi tao~



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nohohoho T.T 4 days per week with 4 hours per day = 4x4= 16 hours of stoning in band per week D; D; D; D; D; D; D; D; D; D; D; D; D; D; D; D; D; D; D; D; D; D; D; D; D; D; D;
OMFG

it'd be better if i actually spent my precious time doing things like family bonding, homework or learning teh shuffle from wankit T_______TT_T_T_T_T_T__T_T_T boohoohoohoo T.T

Meanwhile, since its so damn boring, i'll upload some cool pictures i found :O





















Teddy bear!






















Another teddy bear!

anonymous covered in Pikachu blanket (sorry Mr. anon T.TT.TT.T)





















another anon covered in blanket having ..... fk....




















*anons have the right to request to remove their pictures ;O unless u think its sexy =D*

*male voice*:It has come the time,
*female voice*: It has come the time
*both*: IT HAS COME THE TIME!

Yes, people, the time has come for us to return to mutha fuxin Singapore. This is the time when people like me start to regret wasting my time during the holiday blogging or wasting my money on stupid donkey plushies( wtf RM 20??? ).

Some people simply faint at this idea (OMFG FUX SINGAPORE CB @#%^%$&) Some people are strong enough, they endure and masturbate... But nonemo people like ME! listen to the coolest songs of the year!!! FOR EXAMPLE:



















YEAH! MY FAVOURITE SONG! This song climaxes on the chorus since the chorus is where it shud be climaxing and the name of the song is qlimax (probably because wankit's english sux so badly he forgot how to spell climax)


and btw, Bo is listening to another cool song which i forgot to take ss of:
I LOVE PRAWN!!! - Benjamin loke

Basically, i think that the song rox cuz it keeps repeating the chorus, which is "I LOVE PRAWN PRAWN PRAWN PRAWN PRAWN!" and somehow i think that it relates to my real life o.o?

The niao chris movement.

"FROZty the snowman~~~ was a jolly happy soul~~~!" ITS CHRISTMAS BABEH!!! Lets all get ready to meet the fatass santa clause and receive some stupid presents!
And like any other year, I don't think I will be celebrating Christmas... again...

And guess wat, its 11pm now. Just two hours ago, me and my family was making tangyuans! (Tangyuan: A traditional Chinese food eaten every year during Christmas when it was supposed to be eaten during Dong Zhi which is two days ago. It is called glutinous rice ball in English though it does not even contain rice nor does it look like a football)









Juding by the looks of this picture, you can easily tell that this is not my work and is from China. Why? cause i got it from a Chinese website and is definitely the low standard kind of noob balls.





















Now THIS is what I call PROFESSIONAL! Obvious right? My sis's artistic work sehs. It looks like Mickey but sucks if it looks like Mickey cuz Donald looks better.

















JEEJEE-FIED





















Sis's work of Frosty the fatty~~~


















JEEJEE-FIED The newest coolest fashionable edible look of Frosty the snowman!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO AH BOOOOOOO





you are finally 14 years old!!!!!!!

(IMPORTANT!!! DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME)

One morning around 5am, 22 year old Susan Balucci woke up with a painful need to urinate. At first she thought that she had diarrhea, but when she stood out of the bed, she realised its urinary pain. Very similar to diarrhea, but out of the wrong hole.

She sat on the toilet bowl and her vagina erupted into the most horrific messy farting sound anyone could have heard off. She continued to push and she screamed for help.

When the medics arrived, they found her unconcious lying on the floor wearing nothing to her bath robe. Running down her legs were stream of brown n green syrup.
The medic transfered her to the stretcher, but when he grabbed her left leg, her vagina was exposed and a creature no larger than a finger tip wormed its way out of her genitals and landed on the floor with a wet popping sound. It was a mud shrimp gasping for water while flipping itself back n forth.

The ENTIRE toilet bowl was filled with baby brown mud shrimp flipping and splashing at a furious pace.

Her death was caused by combination of shock and severe head trauma, she stood up and she saw what had happened, she went into shock and fell, smashing her head on the toilet bowl.

It was believed that 2 days before the accident, she bought a live lobster. While lying in the tub, she gently inserted its tail into her vagina to get pleasure. She held a lighter under the lobster' face, so as to cause it to flip its tail violently.

The lobster had crapped eggs into her cunt while she was torturing it. Her womb was the perfect PH balance to grow the shrimps and thus over the night, they hatched and it began doubling in size every ten mins.

Source: http://youreverydayread.blogspot.com/

THIS-IS-DIS-GUS-TING~~~~~~~~~~~~

Yes world, we have finally found someone who has better knowledge in this profession than Wankit or Bo.
(And in case you get horny reading this dumb post, start stuffing fishes into your ass and burn them, their tails will start flapping too.)

Who knows, maybe later you'll find another girl having sex with a jellyfish or maybe a ladybug.
I found this shyt while checking stuff at Nuffnang, it was listed as one of the MOST POPULAR POSTS. (yes, seems like porn and prons always get the most hits)

Anyway, I think that this report is fake, most probably made up by a horny bastud. Cuz, HOW THE EFF DID THE GUY KNOW THAT "her vagina erupted into the most horrific messy farting sound anyone could have heard off." How in the world did they find out that the farting made a "POOOOOT" sound and not a "BOMBOMBOM" sound?

THE LINKING MARATHON!!!!

www.google.com Google

www.elgoog.com Google laterally inverted

http://www.google.com.my/search?hl=en&q=google&btnG=Google+Search&meta=
Google searching for Google.


Edison Chen Sex

Mc Cain? Safe sex

Obama? Even safer sex

RVA I forgot the sites above T.T

www.ohnoesitsbo.blogspot.com A blog that probably wasted readers more than 6 hours of precious time checking back just to find out that it became a private blog.

http://life-iz-wtf.blogspot.com/ Another blog that probably wasted more time than www.ohnoesitsbo.blogspot.com just because its plain dead.

http://jeejeejeewai.blogspot.com The blog that you will spend and waste the rest of your lives reading shyt and more shyt everyday!

http://www.nuffnang.com.my The main culprit behind all these time wasting scandals (C'mon, click more lahh!)

http://itsbengomg.blogspot.com.net The Gigantic Orange Cream Icicle Search engine O.O

Garena Where Gamers Meet.

UC-PRO Where Benjamin meets Nasi Lemak.

Disney Where fairytales come alive.

http://jeejeejeewai.blogspot.com Where shits come alive
MeatSpin.com Where Your Dreams Come True!